Lame's New Game

Lame · Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2004 4:40 am Post subject: Lame's New Game

I just got back from Las Vegas. I've found my game, Blackjack used to be my game but the craps table beats the crap out of blackjack. I was gambling up a storm. I would have come home a loser if it wasn't for a very luck sunday and one of my buddies tutoring me about the mother of all casino table games. Craps. Don't let all the betting options intimidate you, craps is easy.

Won't you join me at the table?

DmX_the · New Poster Joined: Aug 23, 2004 Posts: 11 Location: FL

lame lame lame, buddy, friend, pal, compadre, kimosabi, comrade. compadrad. kimo-homrbe. compadrosabi. look man we gotta talk. your a good guy, you are, listen to me your a GOOD GUY. you ahve to understand that, its ok to feel the things you feel, look i know, i been there. i've walked down that road. *puts his hand on your hsoulder and looks at you in the eye so you really feel the compassion in whicn i thus so-ly convey these words. Its a lonley exciting raod you walking down, but you know what? there is no end of the road, and i been there. theendaint pretty. its looks bad reall bad, and smells like rotting bilge water wirth three day old unborn joey carcass in it. and it sounds bad, liek a duck ahve his testes removed with a weed wacker. And hydrogen peroxide. you know incase of infection. and salt. salt hurts. but not as bad as mercury. or fire. or a hot chik that dumped you. but ti still hurts and he madkes a bad sound. like britnananay spreads.
but we dont need to go there, i have you anwers for you, stwoed away in a littel box on a shelf that is a far off place of magical billygoats. i have them in a treasure chest stwoed away in an acnent pirate ship in a bottel that my granpa bought at a yard sale that some guy gave to his sone after he spent hours at work making moeny to buy it form a huge conglomorate that bulds thousands a day. i have your answers in my pcocket and under my shoe and benath my pillow adn next to the bar of soap and wrtiin on my hands and tatooeds on my for it. its a simple answer. "you can do it" you know what buddy? you cac do it. dont be afraid. jsut click on http://www.addictionrecov.org/addicgam.htm you can do it man hell i didi it. all it takes is asipple clikc on the mouse button to get you life backl. GET IT BACK LAME GET IT BACK <<----this man aldies and gentleman is about to get his life in order. hes about to say goodbyte to al the liquor and weeks with not sleep and to sally who always gave him a sicount on cetain slow tuesday nights, this man is gonna bea man we can look up to ans say HIM HE WALKED AWAY AND NEVER LOOKED BACK, or point at him and say some chinese prverbfor fortune cookies philosphy to teach our kids what not to do. im already proud of you lame. your not so lame. one more tiem lame http://www.addictionrecov.org/addicgam.htm that is the path to freedom. FREEDOM

come on guys. if he can do it we all can do it.

Rammstein · Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2004 9:54 am Post subject:

I have been playing Texas Hold'em lately, but I would like to get into craps. I just need to sit down and read the rules first.

Redux · Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2004 2:34 pm Post subject:

Cool Lame! Never understood craps myself.

And would someone please ban this jackass DMX_The. Please!

Stimpy · Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2004 4:03 pm Post subject:

Craps quickly turned into my favorite table game once I figured out the betting options. Its not hard, but certainly not intuitive!

The cool thing is you can bet for or against the shooter, or for what he will or won't roll (ragardless of whether or not he wins). Like I said, its not intuitive, but its real fun once you get the hang of it!

Lame · Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2004 8:42 pm Post subject:

DmX_the · New Poster Joined: Aug 23, 2004 Posts: 11 Location: FL

im sorry guys, no need to ban, this'll be my last post. take it easy at ocg forums guys.

SoF|denots · Active Poster Joined: May 19, 2004 Posts: 63

You got it all wrong Lame. ITS ALL ABOUT ROULETTE! Me and some buddies went up to Tahoe and he put 500 bucks on red. BAM! red it was, doubled his money.

DmX_Havic · Newly Registered Joined: Aug 31, 2004 Posts: 1

The you need to stop posting in OCG fourms your child liike behavior, must stop. This is getting out of control. And from my point of view. Gambling is a way of life for many people. Belive me. And there is nothing wrong with it as long as you still have a pot to piss in. Twisted Evil

Lame · Posted: Tue Aug 31, 2004 1:44 am Post subject:

Roulette is fun, but it's described as a "suckers game". Your buddy could have easily lost 500 bucks in that same game. I play roulette sometimes when I have fifty or so bucks I don't mind losing. I've been way ahead at roulette, craps is still my game. I'm betting you don't know how to play craps Viral. I just learned how to play on Sunday. Read a little and get into the game, you'll quickly learn that when it comes to the player not the casino Roulette is Craps bitch.